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MITT ROMNEY CAMPAIGN SAYS - "We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers.”


TAGS: mitt romney fact checkers lies ryan
Rating: 2.48/5

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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:29 pm
If you were truly part of the thinking class, you wouldn't vote for either.
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:44 am
128 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!
GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 8:29 am
I bet your mother wonders what you do in the basement to get all these royality checks..
marms - September 15, 2012, 8:26 am
This poster is doing great! Still number 1 on the Politifake "The h** List" 10 days after creating it ... Thanks for the support :)
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 7:41 pm
Click the viral b***on on the left... Let us know when you find one of yours..
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 7:28 pm
Only that many idiots on the web site?
marms - September 7, 2012, 9:47 am
I found this poster posted on "I will vote for Obama in 2012". It was shared 4,482 time in a 24 hour period http://www.facebook.com/james.dieterich#!/pages/I-will-vote-for-Obama-in-2012/109880029049898
JGalt - September 5, 2012, 11:31 pm
Actually the fact-checkers give "pants on fire" only to liberals and hardly ever for the most egregious liberal lies- which shows there is a double-standard...
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 6:53 pm
Did Fauxnews just say that?
fauxnews - September 5, 2012, 5:09 pm
I did. A liberal website. Glad to know where you get your info. Also the same website has a great piece about Ryan and Romney's RNC lie. So far they are leading with more lies and no bounce from RNC. Thanks for the link.
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 12:13 pm
You should check the link before you act so uniformed... VIRAL SMACKDOWN
marms - September 5, 2012, 12:06 pm
You too should check your facts first. Fact: Almost every media outlet around the world fact-checked what was said at the NRC, & they all came up with the same conclusion. Many lies & half truths. It's not a smart thing to do when the world is watching.
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:39 am
Those crazy Rightwingers at NPR
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:39 am
http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2012/09/05/160591872/democrats-unleashed-some-dubious-or-misleading-claims-fact-checkers-say?ft=1&f=1001&sc=tw&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:33 am
Why should you let FACTS make your liberal head explode?


HINDSIGHT - IS ALWAYS TWENTY / TWENTY BUT REPUBLICAN FORESIGHT LOOKS LIKE CRAP!




"LITTLE BUDDY!" - If Romney is the millionaire, and Paul Ryan is Gilligan, then no wonder no one ever gets off that damn island!


TAGS: gilligan paul ryan funny poster
Rating: 2.79/5

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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:18 pm
Woot!


CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE? - HINT: One is a bloodsucking, pathologically insecure imp who would betray his own kind for power and the allure of gold... ...the other is Gollum from Lord of the Rings.




BIG BIRD'S ANSWER TO THE ROMNEY-RYAN BUDGET -




MITT & RYAN FORGOT ONE THING - Back in the 1950s, the tax rate for the very rich was over 90% Mitt & Ryan plan a major tax rate cut for the rich to less than 1%




"ROMNEY'S GREATEST FEAR" - Now that Mitt 's campaign is all about Paul Ryan "Damage Control" The RNC Delegates are bailing on him for a Ron Paul nomination




PAUL RYAN DAMAGE CONTROL - MITT 'S CAMPAIGN WENT FROM THE ECONOMY & JOBS TO SALVAGING THE MIDDLE CLASS, SENIORS & WOMEN VOTE


TAGS: mitt romney paul ryan vote
Rating: 2.32/5

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RonaldReagan - January 9, 2014, 5:06 pm
RINO is another name for RYAN


SOLUTIONS NOT EXCUSES - When I'm Elected President, I Won't Blame Obama For The Problems I Inherited. I Will FIX Them .




LAUGHING HYENAS UNTIL JAN 2013 - CAN ANYONE TAKE THIS ADMINISTRATION SERIOUSLY DUMB AND DUMBER TRY TO LAUGH OFF DESTROYING THE COUNTRY IN FOUR YEARS


TAGS: obama biden romney ryan
Rating: 4.75/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:26 am
The voting public always gets the last laugh.


"BUT I ALWAYS SAY WHAT I MEAN." - 1 - Put Y'all Back In Chains... 2 - ‘Yes We Do’ Want To ‘Raise Taxes By $1 Trillion’




THE FIVE STAGES OF "PALIN-CIDE" GRIEF - Grief Counseling available to all Americans Thanks to the Affordable Care Act


TAGS: mitt romney ryan palin grief
Rating: 1.95/5

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marms - October 23, 2012, 7:24 am
Omama just got his a** kicked in the last debate. Whine all you want to. It is so over until 2016. Tee Hee Hee
GrouchoMarxist - October 6, 2012, 10:29 pm
And you're a moron that thinks Biden is MENSA material...


REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION 2012 - WITH A HURRICANE AND TORNADOES IN THE FORECAST THE ONLY THING MISSING NOW IS SOME FLYING MONKEYS




WHERE IS ROMNEY TAKING US?! - AND WHY ARE 99% OF US IN A HANDBASKET?!


TAGS: mitt romney ryan handbasket poster
Rating: 3/5

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RonaldReagan - June 20, 2015, 3:11 pm
Funny picture


SAVING LYIN' RYAN - “A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes” ~ Mark Twain




PAUL RYAN: LIAR-IN-CHIEF - Finally, something Ryan and Romney both have in common.


TAGS: paul ryan gm lie funny
Rating: 2.3/5

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fauxnews - February 24, 2014, 3:19 am
And you're just "under delusion" X-D
GrouchoMarxist - February 24, 2014, 1:36 am
You're under some delusion that truth means something to these liberals...
BiteMeNow - February 22, 2014, 11:37 pm
Too late. Ob***f*** has been anointed with Lie of the Year!


THE VEEP DEBATE - This will be the most one-sided affair since the first Gulf War. We can't wait.




PAUL "LYIN" RYAN: FASTEST-LIAR-IN-THE-WORLD! - LIE: Paul Ryan says he ran a marathon under 3 hours (says he forgot his time). FACT: He actually ran it in four hours (no REAL marathon runner forgets their time).


TAGS: paul ryan lie marathon funny
Rating: 4/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:12 pm
And baby bam bam was born to a single mother ... and placed in a manger...
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 7:11 pm
Thanks man! Right back at you. I confess: Romney makes it too easy though. He's practically his own comedy writing staff. I'm just putting out there what he's saying to raise awareness. He gets all the creative credit. LOL
marms - September 20, 2012, 11:07 pm
I like your posters. Good stuff


VOTE ROMNEY - Would you like mayo with that?




LOOK FAMILIAR ? - It's a trap!!!




ONE PICTURE - Caught it all


TAGS: biden martha ryan finger debate
Rating: 4.7/5

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KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 11:03 am
This about sums it up...


THEY HAVE WEIRD PRIORITES - Protecting An Imaginary Character Over A Real American


TAGS: obama romney ryan biden
Rating: 4.47/5

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arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 5:52 pm
hahahaha, I didn't know that, but it's perfect!
thatmfguy - October 14, 2012, 5:50 pm
Speaking of "kos"...guess what it means in persian? ;)
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 4:25 pm
The difference between breitbart and daily kos is that breitbart shows proof. KOS kids only get talking points. That's why you libs are always big fat fails! hahahahahahaha
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 3:59 pm
"KOS Kid" That's a funny one coming from a "BREIT Brat". =)
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 3:08 pm
But, I know, I know, it's so much easier to be a KOS Kid and just get your talking points from them.
vbattaile - October 14, 2012, 3:04 pm
Muslim Brotherhood and Al-Qaeda are stronger than ever.... Thanks to Bummer
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 3:03 pm
If you read the whole column that romney wrote instead of the book-a-minute condensed version, you will understand more about what he said concerning bin laden.
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 2:49 pm
The liberal spin is just hilarious. Romney wanted a managed bankruptcy without a bailout. What did they get? A managed bankruptcy with a bailout. Go figure
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:27 pm
Oh my... Romney isn't president either... But then According to Biden.. Al Queda isn't our enemy... Suck more koolaid mr FAIL?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:25 pm
Of course I've heard of chapter 11 Groucho. You ever heard of hunting down Al Queda? Because Romney hasn't.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
You ever hear of Chapter 11 Mr Fail?
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:23 pm
Wow... I never saw somebody suck the koolaid like you just did...
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:22 pm
You also prefer dead industries, to dead terrorists as well. Again, this is good for you politically. We know.
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:21 pm
We know, Groucho, We know. You prefer dead ambassadors to dead terrorists. It's good for you, politically. I know.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:18 pm
No word on dead ambassadors? Color me surprised Mr. FAil
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:17 pm
Say cranky pants.. You ever hear of Chapter 11?
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:16 pm
WOT is over... Did you miss the memo... Still have your head firming implanted where the sun doesn't shine?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:11 pm
You ever heard about hunting down terrorists Groucho? I guess you're soft on that too? Have another cup full of FAIL yourself, Bibsy.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:09 pm
Have you ever heard of Chapter 11... Have another cup of fail loser.. No prob with Dead Ambassadors?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:04 pm
And Romney wanted to kill General Motors, and NOT go after Bin Laden. Yet here you are, worrying about who's got the wrong priorities. Go figure.


OPINIONS VS.FACTS - "You are entitled to your own opinions, but you are not entitled to your own facts." ~Daniel Patrick Moynihan (FACT: Lied at RNC about GM Plant that closed in'08!)


TAGS: paul ryan lie carrey funny
Rating: 2.45/5

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JGalt - September 10, 2012, 6:50 am
http://www.ijreview.com/2012/09/15290-case-closed-if-moderate-voters-see-this-video-its-over-for-obama/
arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 6:05 pm
You still haven't explained how a manufacturing plant can produce cars after it's closed. It "closed" in 2008, but the last vehicle rolled off the a**embly line in april of 2009.
GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 4:48 pm
bam bam promised to keep it open..... hahahahahahaha
GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 4:46 pm
Bahahahahahaha Keep trying tool.. You don't seem to mind bam bam lying do you?


AYN RAND - Wouldn't approve of someone who voted for TARP, Iraq,Permanent Patriot Act, and unemployment extensions




GUN CONTROL - Liberals idea of keeping us safe is to ensure that only bad guys have the guns and we are defenseless against both criminals and our government. Only you can prevent tyranny!




WHEN THE HURRICANE HITS - Will The President Advise Help To STAND DOWN .....




CHANGE - Has Come To AMERICA




IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE R & R - Romney / Ryan 2012. Trusted to Deliver Excellence to America




YOUR VOTE- THE BEST HAND-HELD WEAPON SYSTEM THAT AMERICANS HAVE TO OVERTHROW BIG GOVERNMENT -




ROMNEY & RYAN - THE RICHEST TICKET IN U.S. HISTORY




TYRANNICAL RULE - Is not that hard to recognize




"GAFFEMAN AND RYBIN" - Quick Rybin! ... To the Gaffemoble! Your Smoke & Mirrors Budget Plan Is Not Working!




RYANCARE VOUCHER PROGRAM - SORRY AMERICAN SENIOR CITIZENS MORE MAJOR TAX BREAKS FOR THE RICH ARE NEEDED




REPUBLICANTS - Running their country? More like running it into the ground.




MUCH NEEDED R & R FROM CHANGE - It is time to Recover from the Change.. It is time for TRUE Leadership! Vote Romney/Ryan on 11-6-2012




MITT ROMNEY & PAUL RYAN - ~ HE-MAN WOMEN HATERS ~ MEMBERS IN GOOD STANDING


TAGS: mitt romney paul ryan women
Rating: 1.86/5

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rockfan5 - January 29, 2013, 11:29 pm
How are they women haters? Because they wanted to ban tampons? Do you believe that ****?


RYAN & ROMNEY SUPPORT RAPIST RIGHTS OVER WOMEN - Women have a way of shutting down things, like your chances this November.




WHY HE SEALED HIS RECORDS - Now We Know One Of The Reasons


TAGS: obama romney ryan biden obamacare
Rating: 4.56/5

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KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 5:31 pm
Yep...and yet there are still some that will publicly admit to admiring him and voting for him...


OBAMA 2012 ?? - Are You That Stupid ? Restore Hope. Regain Respect. Replace Obama!


TAGS: romney ryan oaa
Rating: 4.44/5

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RonaldReagan - December 14, 2013, 11:27 am
He needs to work out a little. Look at those arms.


I'M SORRY THAT "I DIDN'T BUILD" - YOU A STRONGER CAMPAIGN, YOUNG RYAN




MITT ROMNEY - "I'm not concerned about the very poor."




WANNA BE BASKETBALL PLAYER - Desperate times call for Desperate measures




RYAN: DEFENDS A RAPIST'S RIGHT TO HAVE KIDS 'THEIR' WAY - Brought to you by the Republicans on the committee Re-elect Obama




MITT DID WHAT? - HE PICKED AN INEXPERIENCED RICH KID TO BE A HEART BEAT AWAY FROM BEING PRESIDENT?




FEMA - NO RED TAPE ?? - New Jersey Turns Away Relief Workers, they can't do any work there since they're not union employees....




HEY LIBERALS - You're next.


TAGS: paul ryan romney 2012 polls
Rating: 4.13/5

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thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 11:54 am
No satire when deer hunting is involved, I'll at least agree with you on that part. :)
MashiMashi - November 9, 2012, 10:56 am
I'm from WISCONSIN there is no SATIRE when deer hunting is involved this is my guy, hell be the next president.
thatmfguy - November 8, 2012, 9:07 pm
It's called satire, stop being such a nancy.
MashiMashi - November 8, 2012, 7:56 pm
you can't win by threatening us.


MORE RAPISTS PLAN TO VOTE FOR RYAN THAN OBAMA - If you can't get independents, women, or old people to vote for you, then better to have someone than no one, right? (FACT: Ryan opposes abortion even in cases of rape)




ROMNEY RYAN 2012 - Restore America




THIS NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED - Never Forget ......


TAGS: libya obama romney biden ryan
Rating: 4.33/5

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vbattaile - October 25, 2012, 5:28 pm
5/5. REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER. IMPEACH THE TRAITOR


"VULTURE CAPITALIST" - FEEDING OFF THE OUTSOURCING OF AMERICAN JOBS




PAUL RYAN'S BUDGET SIMPLIFIED - Know your facts and then vote for the team with a plan and real leadership! Vote Romney/Ryan on 11-6-2012




THE 40-YEAR OLD VERMIN - Looks like Romney helped 'rat out' another phony conservative with his VP choice.




RYAN USED SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS TO PAY FOR HIS EDUCATION - So maybe we should listen to Ryan and cut social programs... because if we could back in time and do this, there would be no Ryan today!




AKIN & RYAN: RAPING WOMEN RIGHTS - Don't make their rape of women rights "legitimate" with your vote. (FACT: Ryan and Akin both think a women should be forced to give birth to a rapist's child by government force).




PAUL RYAN IS A LYING SCUMBAG - Joseph Goebbels, "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."




HEY, PAUL RYAN...LIE MUCH? - LIE: Ryan blames Obama for a GM plant closing in his hometown in speech. TRUTH: That GM plant closed in 2008 under Bush.




OBAMA’S CAMPAIGN STRATEGY - Because He Can't Run On His Record....


TAGS: obama romney ryan biden
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 24, 2012, 7:00 am
one more reason O's gotta go: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/libya-attack-white-house-benghazi_n_2007497.html?ncid=webmail1
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:21 pm
Where's all the babababa bamster kneepadders?


6 MORE TRILLION - is not cutting the deficit in half




NOT OPTIMAL - "... you deserve better." - quote by Paul Ryan -




ARE THEY GIVING UP ON OBAMA ? - Unions Focusing On State-Level Races Instead


TAGS: obama romney ryan biden
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 20, 2012, 5:59 pm
EXACTLY!


I DON'T ALWAYS DO BLOW - But when I do, it's before the VP debate.


TAGS: biden ryan debate 2012 vp
Rating: 5/5

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deerbag2 - October 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
lol


LOL - You Know It's Bad When Your Own People Turn On You




JOE'S READY FOR THE DEBATE ... - If Biden has a decent debate, how bad will that make Obama look?




LOOKING FORWARD TO ROMNEY IN 2012! - Romney: at least he's not socialist. At least he's not a Commie!




Evolve or Die -




ACCUSES ROMNEY OF VOTER FRAUD?? -




TRUE HONOR -




SAVE AMERICA! - Vote Dynamic Duo! Vote Romney~Ryan 2012. Romney~Ryan 2012: Working Together to Save America!




HEY MAINSTREAM MEDIA!!! - We the People aren't listening to you!!




WHERE CAN I GET ONE ??? - LOL


TAGS: obama romney ryan biden
Rating: 4.43/5

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JGalt - October 14, 2012, 3:46 pm
i was gonna post it but figgured the text might be too small. lol
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 2:06 pm
This is awesome! Well done.


REPLACE OBAMA, - Repeal Obamacare, Repair America. If you care, repeal Obama! Nobama 2012. Be part of the solution: Repeal Obama!




TWO REASONS - To Vote for Romney/Ryan They're not Obama, and They're not Marxist. But, I repeat myself




PAUL RYAN: THE COWARDLY LIAR - LIE: Ryan says that Obama took "$716 billion" and “funneled [it] out of Medicare.” FACT: Ryan supported the exact same reductions even when Obama opposed it.


TAGS: paul ryan liar lie funny
Rating: 3.92/5

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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:11 pm
Good poster! Ryan keeps the "Fact-Checker" working overtime
marms - September 20, 2012, 11:10 pm
Good poster! Ryan keeps the "Fact-Checker" working overtime
GrouchoMarxist - September 13, 2012, 5:30 am
I say you were being charitiable to the average liberal mindset.
WTFO - September 13, 2012, 2:26 am
What are you, 12? I prove how your fails and you respond with that? Pathetic.
JGalt - September 10, 2012, 6:46 am
http://www.ijreview.com/2012/09/15290-case-closed-if-moderate-voters-see-this-video-its-over-for-obama/
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 1:23 am
Ryans' plan never implemented... Bam Bam is killing medicare... Still following?
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 1:21 am
Cute ph**ochop
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 1:21 am
No problem with bam bam lies? You are a true follower...
romneyisatool - September 10, 2012, 1:18 am
TRANSLATION (what Groucho really is saying): WAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *cry* *sniffle*
GrouchoMarxist - September 10, 2012, 1:15 am
You must be crushed by the bam bam lies?
romneyisatool - September 10, 2012, 1:09 am
TRANSLATION: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *cry* *sniffle*
WTFO - September 10, 2012, 12:27 am
So your poster in no way shows that Rep Ryan lied about Obamacare robbing $716M from Medicare. It just accuses him of supporting it. Poster Fail (logic too)!
GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 10:40 pm
But did that happen? No.. Did bam bam rob medicare? Yes...


MITT ROMNEY AND PAUL RYAN - I couldn't have put it any better myself.


TAGS: mittromney romney paulryan
Rating: 2.91/5

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deerbag2 - September 20, 2012, 10:16 am
At least the pic is funny
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:40 am
Remember those halcion days of telling our parents "We have hope now?" And since we learned that hope and change meant: No Bush, higher gas prices, unemployment, and debt. Well from there we Go FORWARD
JGalt - September 20, 2012, 6:40 am
Well, GM, they have their hope and change, magic unicorns and skittle rainbows that gives them warm fuzzies. You don't need a bumper sticker when there is plenty of kool aid to go around!
JGalt - September 20, 2012, 6:38 am
hey, name calling will get you banned and warned!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 12:10 am
Hey... I'm looking for an Obama bumper sticker that says, "Obama is Working", but I can't find one anywhere.
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 12:03 am
Remembewr when Romney's pastor said GD America? Good times
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 12:02 am
Wow... Obama was born to a single mother...
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 12:02 am
You find yourself a laugh track yet?
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 12:01 am
And Corpesman Classic...
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 12:01 am
And that's a wrap, good night folks! :-)
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 12:01 am
Word of advice, Croucho: Leave the comedy to the professionals.LOL
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 12:00 am
Oh yeah! According to Paul Ryaninocchio he ran a marathon through all of them in under 3 hours! Romney got mad, though, and said "Ryan, you were only supposed to run through the half-of-America WE CARE ABOUT!" LMAO
GrouchoMarxist - September 19, 2012, 11:52 pm
Remember that time they visited 57 states? Good times


HEY GOP - YOU BUILT THIS! -




OLD PEOPLE - You're next!




INTRODUCING ROMNEY'S RUNNING MATE: PAUL RYAN! - Guess we are never gonna get out of this mess now!




R-OMNEY R-YAN R-APE - This G.O.P. ticket is about as legitimate as "rape" could ever be. (Now we know what the "R" stands for!)




LIBYA MOMENT SINKS ROMNEY'S CAMPAIGN - Putting Paul Ryan on the ticket was a gamble that foreign policy wouldn't count, a bet Romney's just lost.


TAGS: romney titanic campaign libya ryan
Rating: 2.14/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 14, 2012, 12:23 am
I shared your poster with some friends of mine... I wanted them to see the sheer idiocy on display here.
GrouchoMarxist - September 14, 2012, 12:20 am
Wow... Obama just hit the motherload of foreign policy scores, didn't he? BTW... Whose side is bam bam on?


MITT ROMNEY & PAUL RYAN - Puppets for the rich. (The wealthy have their hand shoved so far up their...)




PALIN PART DEUX? - If he can also see Russia from his house, we've got a problem




RINO & RADICAL: 2012 - The face of Voter Fraud. (When opponents make it this easy for them, the liberals can enjoy a little R & R)




"YEAH, I'M ABOUT AS BIG A DOUCHE AS I LOOK..." - Introducing Paul Ryan!




THIS GUY - Puts the "con" in neocon




HYPOCRISY - You're doing it right!




ANDREW RYAN - He thought capitalist, free market economic principles were "Too Big To Fail" in his Atlantean Utopia, too.




PAUL RYAN AT RNC:"SIEG HEIL!" - Protects rapists rights. Check. Anti-Women policies. Check. Uses lies to work over public. Check. Scapegoats race. Check Paul Ryan: The new face of Fascism.




WEIRD AND CREEPY - Never wins an election.




PAUL LYIN' RYAN LOSES VP DEBATE - Joe Biden's having a MGD right now while Paul Ryan's mom is putting his "debate participation" certificate on the refrigerator.


TAGS: paul ryan biden debate funny
Rating: 1.17/5

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JGalt - October 14, 2012, 12:39 am
http://moonbattery.com/young-barry.gif
thatmfguy - October 13, 2012, 7:03 pm
MGD? LOLOLOLOL. And I think he had about 12 MGDs before the debate. Guy was HAMMERED
GrouchoMarxist - October 13, 2012, 4:15 pm
Insert Biden's hysterical laugh here......
KALKAM - October 13, 2012, 2:42 pm
The guy in the middle should leave debating to the other two...


THE TRUTH - "The Obama economic agenda failed, not because it was stopped, but because it was passed."




HEY SARAH! - I think I found those Death Panels you were looking for.




UUMMM MMMMMMM !! - MY REMOTE CONTROLLED DILDO JUST TURNED ON!!!


TAGS: ryan d***o remote control on
Rating: 2.33/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 13, 2012, 6:46 pm
Your pulling strings for bababa bamster... Prolly blow him up too...
jaxx - October 13, 2012, 5:27 pm
methinks you protest too much...LOL
Embalmer - October 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
Who would want a frickin' lyin' blow up puppet?
jaxx - October 13, 2012, 1:43 pm
I'd say Embalmer is horney for Ryan.
GrouchoMarxist - October 13, 2012, 8:21 am
Embalmer is sooo cute...


TAG TEAM CHAMPS JOE BIDEN AND MARTHA RADDITZ -




GO TEAM VS. NO STEAM -




HELP HIM KEEP HIS PROMISE - My Presidency Will Be ‘A One-Term Proposition’ if Economy Doesn’t Turn Around in ’3 Years’


TAGS: obama romney biden ryan
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 18, 2012, 7:21 pm
It's fine...can I interest you in a phone?


A FUNDRAISER IN NEVADA - Is More Important Than Meeting His National Security Council


TAGS: obama romney ryan biden axelrod
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 4:45 pm
Yep...he cut White House spending during tough economic times too...and actually accomplished something to justify the peace prize...Carter>Obama.
deerbag2 - October 15, 2012, 4:02 pm
.... Jimmy Carter just went a run on my ladder.
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 11:32 am
Jimmy Carter blew off many campaign related events to monitor the Iranian hostage situation...


MORE DESPERATE OBAMA TROLLS -




" UNBIND THOSE WOMEN " - Waiting For Joe To Say This .....


TAGS: biden obama romney ryan
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 18, 2012, 7:19 pm
Not only funny but this might prove prophetic...well done.


AT LEAST I HAVE A DEAL .. - Where's Yours Mr. President ??




MR BIDEN-WE ARE NOT LAUGHING - - The American People -




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